Can I please move out already?
I can’t stand this house.
nobody: you're cute and I want to date you
Okay, I haven’t worked in five days.
They need to give me more hours. This sucks. Ughhhh, I desperately need a new job.
Avengers pick up lines:
Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
Loki: kneel.
"They’ve got no idea what happiness is, they don’t know that without this love there is no happiness or unhappiness for us—there is no life."
— Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karenina